moasting


a verb signifying the combination of moaning and boasting, often employed by celebrities.
this morning, lord melbury moasted “poor me, i have to attend a three hour awards ceremony to accept a lifetime achievement award!” jim commented that all this moasting was beginning to get on his nerves.

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