Mobile Poo Block


when you can’t poo due to forgetting to take your mobile phone to the toilet.
i had to go back up stairs this morning for my mobile phone, i get mobile poo block if i try to poo without it.

“if im not checking the urban dictionary word of the day while im on the loo, i just cant poo”

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