mobius belt
a belt that one accidently puts a half-twist in
today i put on my belt and it was tighter than usual. apon further examination i had accidentally put a half twist in it and had worn a mobius belt for over 10 minutes.
i wear the mobius belt!! i am the tailor ov the very fabric of the universe!!
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