mochop


spin on the more traditional “chop” facial hair style and enigmatic mohawk;
a hairstyle in which all the hair on the head and face is shaved off except for a stripe on either side of the face between the ear and mouth- which has been rigidly spiked outward with as much gel as exists.
not a very functional hair arrangement but we can only hope that it will catch on. might also be functional as a face shield.
first defined by webcomic surviving the world
jonathan seems confused as to what century he’s living in- he was rocking a mochop this morning. he either needs some serious facial protection or he stuck his finger in an outlet.

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