mocktor
a playful, short form of “medical doctor”, to prevent confusion with a doctor of philosophy (ph.d.).
dr. smith was feeling ill after his lecture, so he went to see a mocktor for a check-up.
english, noun.
a type of arthropod that is drawn to the bright lights of computerscreens but is equally at home in damp leaf litter. his shiny exoskeleton conceals a complicated array of spiracles and tubules, most of which are filled with cocaine.
i picked up a damp log and found a foot long mocktor!
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