model congress


thaa sickest extracurricular, where a bunch of teens congregate at a suhweet conference and solve all world problems in the span of two to five days. involves pimp suits and delegate dances where the hippest nerds go to writhe about in their banana republic committee duds.
“yo, where did you go this weekend? sounds like a partayyy.”
“i was at model congress.”
“what’s that?”
“see above moron”

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