Modern Family


a sitcom on abc which is absolutely hilarious. it’s about 3 families, all somehow linked — and their modern situations. one family is this rich, old guy who has a hot colombian wife who has a chubby son. the rich old guy has 2 kids, a daughter who is a mother with a family (family number two) and a gay son with a partner and adopted chinese daughter (family number three)

this show is brilliant.
i love modern family because it’s realistically hilarious.
the reason to watch tv on wednesday.since all the other networks suck on wednesday.fox has cr-p like american idol and now the x factor,cbs has csi which is pretty washed up now,nbc has law and order(also washed up),and the cw has america’s top model
the show is somewhat like the office(mock-mentray style) but its based on three families somewhere in southern california.
oh… i almost forgot this show is hilarious!!!!
modern family dominates wednesday nights in america on tv.
a tv show about a family.

jay, and old rich man, is married to a young, colombian woman named gloria. gloria has her own son named manny. (jay would be manny’s step-father)

jay does have two kids if his own: claire and mitch-ll.

claire is married to a real-estate agent named phil. claire and phil have three kids: haley- the oldest. alex (girl) is smarter than haley and luke- the youngest who is quite dumb like phil.

mitch-ll is gay and has a partner named cameron. now, obviously, since they are both men, they can’t have their own child. so the adopted a vietnamese baby named lily (she’s about 5+ now)
kid: did you catch that episode of modern family last night!

kid 2: yes! it was awesome- cameron is totally my favorite!
referring to something that a family member has done that reminds you of the show modern family, particularly something embarr-ssing or ridiculous. shortened: mofam
geez dad! you’re so modern family!

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