Modern Nomad


anyone who hasn’t lived in one place more than 3 years in the last decade of their life and has no idea when or where they will ever settle down for good.
(i.e. modern nomads cannot call themselves “locals” anywhere because they haven’t been there long enough and probably wont be.)

– does not carry the negative connotation of someone who does this homelessly and/or without being a legally, gainfully, productive member of society.

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