modestas
a european male who once intoxicated releases h-ll upon the female race and believes himself to be jesus. has mastered the art of dreamwalking and accessing a persons secret box (not to be confused with p-ssy)
“heyyy u girl vant to have orgy?”
“i can make u come hard!”
“broooo the illuminati is coming for u bro”
-modestas
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