Modock


a slow maneuver used in heavy traffic which causes an opposing vehicle to move from its location to allow the primary vehicle safe p-ssage. this commonly occurs because the primary vehicle is too large. a modock often is the result of an opposing vehicle being located in an improper location and said opposing driver recognizes his/her error–then allowing for safe p-ssage. given the everyday nature of this occurrence, it’s usually considered a victory to be the first to witness a modock in action and proclaim loudly “modock!”.

note: those who are “modocked” are routinely oblivious of any error on their part.
a cl-ssic modock is when a transit bus makes a right-handed turn and causes #1 car waiting at stoplight to slowly move in reverse, allowing for safe p-ssage of transit bus.

1) dude, did you see that bus just modocked that mini?
2) modock!
1) pfftfthfhfhfppfff!
when the foreskin on one p-n-s is pulled over the head of another p-n-s; ‘to modock’
gabba and brett show their love by modocking frequently, daniel enjoys watching people modock.

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