south african slang for a buffoon or a fool.
don’t be a moegoe or i’ll moer you stukkend
- morning suprise
wakin up with a little sh*t in your boxers. dude:i had a crazy night last night. friend:dude did you have a morning suprise? dude:(whispers) yes. it was the worst.
a r*t*rded *ss b*tch. f*ck off muckworm
- musturd *ss
when someone sh*ts their pants and doesn’t change them. it sits and stirs and gets into all of the crevices of the pelvic area, creating a sticky, moist, and lethal substance that could be nuclearized. ww1 was fought with guns. ww2 was fought with mustard gas. ww3 will be fought with must*rd *ss.
myrning is the act of c*mm*ng while having your *ss eaten out. “i started myrning the moment she ate my *ss”