mofene
prison version of morphine, often prescribed by inmates for themselves using stolen doctor notes.
common dosages range from one to two pounds.
inmate: “i need this scrip filled.”
pharmacist: “1 lb. of mofene?”
inmate: “f-ck yeah.”
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