mofg
my-oh-f-cking-g-d
a more 1337 way to say omfg
mofg wtf!!1111 u are haxxxxorz!!!! oh noes!
translation: the thing you did is unbelievable!
2 more definitions
mother of f-cking g-d
a term commonly used by fangirls instead of omfg.
person 1:”i got us concert tickets”
person 2:”mofg i’m so excited!”
mother of flower girl. not necessarily a position of honor in a wedding party, but someone that the wedding planner should consider along with the rest of the bridesmaids becase she will attend to and ensure the flower girl does not distract but enhance the ceremony.
in addition to being the mofg in the wedding, i’m helping the bride plan the whole event!
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