moge


some one who seems to be poor/ in finace trouble
like they have no shoes.
person: man your a moge
moge: nah bro
person: were are ya shoes
moge: your jelouse what ya gonna do mish up town in ya fancy shoes?
moge is the nickname of a super-cool girl, normally from somerset, uk. she likes to have pointless arguments with her friends, usually named tom and oliver. moge is a tall person that is definitely not a linchi.
india: who’s that super-cool tall girl?
kate: oh, that’s just moge. she’s super-cool.

tom: moge is super-cool. i think i’d like to have pointless arguments with her untiil we’re old.
oliver: me too. but we’d keep our youthful good looks forever. she is definitely not a linchi.
short for mogadishu, a sh-thole of a slum located on sh-t row in somalia.
we should have just stigwashed the whole place with nukes. it’s just a big sh-t shed anyway.
me
hi moge

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