Mohini
a feminine indian name. means “infatuating” in sanskrit. infatuate = to inspire with unreasoning love or attachment or to cause to behave foolishly, so either way mohini makes you feel stupid.
me: “mohini is the best!”
mohini: “you suck.”
me: “i feel dumb.”
mohini: “i love dev patel.”
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