feeling totes terrible.
i feel like moist b*tt today
verb, to darrian literally sucking so much d*ck that you cant pr*nounce anything properly for many days after. everytime im darrianning i cant talk to anyone for a week
- hit it first
hit it first means, to be the one to take a girls virginity away. to f*ck her first, to be the first one to get the p*ssy “man, remember that girl emily?” “yea why?” “i hit it first yesterday, the s*x was amazing”
- snail jail
where you go when you f*ck up “you’re going to snail jail, buckaroo.”
taking or kidnapping someone else’s coffee from the coffee bar. best to do at starbucks when the barista fails to call the customer’s name and just calls out the order, so if busted by the rightful owner, you can easily claim it to be a mistake. donny: man, i could really go for a big […]