moist day
day taken off work with the intention of bashing one’s bishop. often the real reason behind a collegue’s claim that they’re “working from home”.
a: “is mouldy in today?”
b: “no, he’s working from home.”
a: “oh aye, having a moist day is he?”
b: “i reckon so.”
a: “f-ck my boots, he must be dry as the gobi desert.”
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