Moisterbate
the act of masturbating furiously with extremely sweaty or clammy hands, creating friction burns on the shaft and making it impossible to finish.
dude i was moisterbating so tough last night and now my c-ck burns like a mother f-cker. i won’t be able to jerk off for at least a week.
i hate it when my d-ck bleeds after i moisterbate hard with my sweaty hands. it just completely ruins my day!
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