Moistism


an unnecessary correction or explanation usually causing annoyance to the listener.

moistism is derived from the term wet blanket. one may moisten a conversation if they choose to add a moistism to a social conversation.
1.

person a: “there was like 100 people there last night”.

person b: actually it was only 96.

2.
person a: wales is one of my favourite countries.

person b: actually wales is part of the uk or great britain and is not recognised as a country in it’s own right.

3.

person a: i found out i have aids and it’s going to kill me.

person b: actually aids doesn’t kill you it attacks your immune system making you more susceptible to colds and virus’. it’s actually those that kill you.

person b: f— you.

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