Moisty
a female version of an erection.
a moist v-lv- that has been s-xually aroused.
sometimes used to describe young females out on the town with the perception that they’re on the prowl looking for s-x or available for s-x.
stephen turned me on so much i now have a moisty.
a highschoolish-aged girl who is 1) attractive and 2) h-rny.
dudez, you meet the new girl karen? christ she’s a moisty.
female equivalent of a ‘stiffy’ or hard-on and one of the ways in which a lady-b-n-r manifests, the moisty is simply referring to the moisture that occurs when a female is very pleased to see someone.
cinema attendant to last female to leave the theatre: “miss the movie is over. can you please leave? i need to clean up before the next session.”
her: “i would like to but i am stuck to the seat.”
him: “ah i see. the same thing happened to my girlfriend once.”
her: “yes. it’s daniel craig as ‘bond’ you see. gave me a moisty of epic proportions.”
adj: to become s-xually aroused (for a woman)
“that man made me all moisty.”
a chick who a guy finds really attractive.
a chick who is hot and wet hot
f-ck man, did you see that chick last night at the party, she was a moisty
moisty: a female that is younger then you that you believe is very attractive.
16y.o tyson calls 15y.o rachael hot, meaning he thinks shes a moisty
synonym for a wet p-ssy
‘babe, i’m really h-rny’
‘oh yeah?’
‘yes, feel my moisty’
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