Mojave Mohawk


when a large, sweaty, naked native american stands above you spreading their -ss as you sit on the the ground “indian” style while they clench their -ss cheeks on your head and stand up slowly, leaving a smelly, greasy, crusty mohawk behind.
i partied out in the desert and woke up with a mojave mohawk.

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