moke


anyone (usually of hawaiian ancestry) who actively partic-p-tes in one or more of the following moke activities-
surfing
bodyboarding
bodysurfing with mcdonalds tray
hawaiian canoe paddling
driving a lifted pickup
listening to reggae/jawaiian music
playing an ukulele
stealing shoes/slippahs
smoking weed

there is one mandatory qualification though… for one to be a full fledged “moke”, one must be well versed if not fluent in pidgin english.
ho, brah… u such a moke, cuz…
hawaiian pidgin for: a big local “braddah”

someone from hawaii that is most or all of the following:

hawaiian or hawaiian mixed
big!!!
likes to scr-p
likes to drink
drives a truck
works construction
longboards, bodyboards, or bodysurfs
loves hawaiian music
loves to eat
hates haoles
goes offroading
goes hunting (for wild pigs)
owns a pitbull (or some other bad–ss dog)
works security/bounces
has a “proud to be hawaiian” sticker on his truck
cruizes at da beach on his day off
lives in “da country” outside of the city
wut, you going waianae side? watch out get plenny mokes out dea! no act dumb!!

all da mokes wen chase me outta da watah!!
mixing weed with tobacco and then smoking it out of a bong. another term for mokey and headrockers. you have to snap the whole bowl. this term is used in marin county, california and all around the bay area. the town of mill valley, california is a place where everybody smokes mokes and says mokes not headrockers or anything else.
“dude you wanna smoke some mokes after school today?”

“that moke just made me zone-out for 5 minutes.”

“that was a fat moke !”

the moke out mob from mill valley, california are people who represent taking fatty moke bong rips.
hawaiian pidgin describing and/or cl-ssifying a male based on their displayed personality traits.

“moke” can be used to describe a male (usually of hawiian descent, and/or from/living in hawaii) who exhibits traits of outgoing, personality type “b”, and/or “bully” style behavior.

males that cause others to cross the street to avoid them may sometimes be called “mokes”.

percieved “bullies” may sometimes be called “mokes”.

agressive, while not always violent behavior, may be exhibited. at the same time, verbal opinions, points of view, comments, and/or exclamations will be expressed using the commonly accepted, hawaiian pidgin dialect.

while the term “moke” invokes images of negative connotations, this may not always be the case.

bouncers, security, older brothers/cousins that don’t like you trying to date their little sisters/cousins may also be wrongly cl-ssified as “mokes”, due to the fact that they usually scare the user.

surfers
bodyboarders
offroaders
field workers
security
bouncers
her uncle that hates you
the neighborhood kid who wanna be da kine badd -ss
pot smokers/famers
bullies
pitbull owners (this includes other “bad -ss” breeds as well)
guys that typically cause fear without ever speaking to them
the guys that laughed and/or picked on you in school for being a kook

…are usually labled “mokes”.

use your imagination to determine what a “moke-ette” can be.
fo real, j-boy wanna be one kine moke now dat his braddah jes got out.

moke is a combination of marijuanna and tobacco typically placed in a “bong” and smoked. this word is usually used by teenagers in california.
moke-heads are the worst.

snap this fat mokie!

f-ck, i’m sorbing so hard off this moke snap.
someone who does heads. they have many head doing traits. similar to word loser.
shannon is a mokes. she is annoying
a person (usually with an ethnic background consisting of hawaiian, filipino, and/or j-panese. and in some very rare cases caucasian) who is a local of one of the hawaiian islands. is extremely profound and in most cases, fluent in the use of “pidgin” laguage. these people usually have an iq of 50 but make up for it with thier ability to talk a lot of trash. they engage in a lot of trash talk, and usually have nothing to back it up. they enjoy getting into fights at school and hoping that it will gain them many popularity points. their “fights” are mostly pushing around and yelling the phrase “wat ‘chu faka” out loud many times and are broken up extemely quickly. many mokes may look tough but are actually very sensitive. if you joke about them, they threaten you, if you look at them they get p-ssed very quickly, and if your a white person, they will call you a “haole” and tell you to get out of hawaii. mokes believe that the white man took over and degraded hawaii when really, the white man helped modernize hawaii.
they also have low-income familys. which probably explains why they can’t speak proper english. which makes it very hard to understand them
moke: what ‘chu faka? like scr-p?

person: do i know you?

moke: faka, you teasing me?

person: who the h-ll are you?

moke: psh, faka you not worth it brah. -walks away-

person: jeeze, he’s such a moke i swear. -shakes head-

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