molasses


a thick, dark, syrupy substance made by boiling the juice of the sugar cane plant. with a great taste and plenty of iron and calcium, it’s superior to table sugar and most sweeteners in just about every way.
mol-sses is good in coffee.
a person with not many athletic abilities in the discipline of track and field.
man that kieran sure is mol-sses.
a person who eats so slow that mol-sses seems faster or equal to their consumption rate.
laura, you’re such a mol-sses!
a slang word for c-m or s-m-n.
the girl’s cooch was so tight that i was bustin’ blackberry mol-sses in no time!
the biggest pimp and the ultimate example of leetness.
dude mol-sses is one big f-cking pimp.

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