Moldy Haystack
before having s-x with a woman with a really hairy bush, sh-t on it. then, proceed to have s-x with her. after you are done, blow you load on the sh-t-covered bush and you have yourself a moldy haystack
your girlfriend’s hairy bush was perfect for a moldy haystack!
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