Molest-a-mobile
a huge sixteen p-ssenger van that people go into, but never come out of.
pedophile: “hi kids! want some candy?!?!”
children: “sure! come on everyone, let’s go!!!”
-children climb into van…-
pedophile: “ahah! i tricked them into my molest-a-mobile!! let the molest-fest begin!”
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