molestibation
the act of unwillingly molesting ones self in his or her sleep
molestibation can be fun unless you drown in your own fluids during nocturnal emission
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when you slap someone as hard as you can, but your hand has to be cupped and your thumb pressed flush along your index finger. the point of impact should be along the muscle of your palm just below your thumb. that b-tch didn’t have my money so i molywhoped his -ss in the face. […]
- mom and dad's bank
place where your mom and dad go to f-ck when they tell you that they are going to cash the paycheck dad:we’ll go to mom and dad’s bank ok son!!! kid:ok dad:(whispering to mom)you got the condoms ready?? mom:h-ll yeah!!!
- monkey boodle
(n) to be a grumpy little fuss budget after getting off work ‘jessie, don’t be such a monkey boodle to me!’
- Monkey Deuce
dropping a load (deuce) either in your hand or on the ground then flinging it at those around you. best if flung at unsuspecting spectators. also, a term used to describe a messy situation or a cl-sterf-ck. bonus cred for performing the act over merely using the term. that meeting was the biggest monkey deuce […]
- monkey-doo-doo-brain
a childish insult denoting a bratty kids supercilious behavior…but said in cutesy kind way so as not to provoke a kick in the shins. “david, my darling boy, you are being such a silly ‘monkey-doo-doo-brain’ today!”