molsonite
brown or amber coloured man-made obsidian found in postnuclear middens,in scatters around pubs & liquor stores
beaches parks and where ever humans over indulge
often the first choice material for novice flint knappers
origin,,, broken piece of a molson canadian beer bottle
arrowheads of flaked molsonite are the pride of the halluci indians ,traded and bartered for in the halluci-nation
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