mom and dad’s bank


place where your mom and dad go to f-ck when they tell you that they are going to cash the paycheck
dad:we’ll go to mom and dad’s bank ok son!!!
kid:ok
dad:(whispering to mom)you got the condoms ready??
mom:h-ll yeah!!!

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