mom crush
wishing an older woman was your own mother.
mrs. peterson is so sweet and she always sends care packages to henry. i think i have a mom crush on her.
the vaguely s-xual attraction that middle-age women develop for the polite and well-groomed friends of their teenage sons.
wally thought that mrs. olsen was just being friendly to the boys in the bas-m-nt. but the glint in her eye and her moistened lips betrayed an obvious mom crush.
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