mom find
things only mothers find once you have given up or haven’t tried hard enough
that moment when you look for something and can’t find it so you ask your mother if she’s seen it and you look there and still can’t find it so you ask her again and she walks over and finds it exactly where she said.
“mom i can’t find the peanut b-tter!”
“it’s on the top left shelf.”
“i don’t see it. it’s not there!”
(mom walks over, pulls out the jar that is right in front of your face.)
“oh, thanks for the mom find.”
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