mom jokes
the oldest kind of jokes in the book…a joke about someone’s mom…usually stupid and unecessary.
“yo momma is so fat…”
“shut the f-ck up. mom jokes are so 10 years ago…”
a lame joke, pun, or play on words that your mom would say, such as “have a nice trip, see you next fall”. does not have to be told by your mom, just has to be lame.
“hey trevor, have a nice trip, see you next fall! haha!”
“dude, that was f-cking lame.”
“yeah man, that was a total mom joke.”
a mom joke is when someone makes a joke and laughs really hard at it but no one else does. it’s pretty much past the “fake laugh joke” point.
bob: hey hey what did the kids say to the rabbi? silly rabb-
joe: say another f-cking mom joke and i’m gonna slit your throat.
when a hilarious joke is told only to be followed by a lame attempt to make it funnier by useing a cheesy comparison. usally made by a mom/mother.
p1: why did the chicken cross the road?
p2: why?
p1: to get the the other side
mom: haha like a turkey
everyone else: o_o ugh mom joke
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