Mom Language
mom language (or mommy language, mama language, etc.) is a language that only mothers speak. mothers, as we all know, always have a ton on their mind, so they don’t always remember things that they don’t need to remember. so those that have none of importance just exit their brains.
skin pants are those skin-tight pants that emo or goth people often wear.
a chumbra would be a taquito, those tortillas filled with meat and that kinda stuff.
manyyyyy other terms from the mom language.
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- momo-erotic
erotic in a mormon way last night he was trying to get all momo-erotic, but i told him to wait until we were married
- Tabsoot
this phrase comes from the north east of england. it is two words rolled into one. tabs is aleady defined in the ud as cigarettes. oot simply means out. therefore tabsoot means please may i have a cigarette from that box you have hidden in your pocket. that was a lovely kebab, get your tabsoot.
- Expediebriation
having become inebriated so fast that you can barely remember when you started. the roots of the word are “expediate” and, of course, “inebriation”. “dude, bro, i’m so drunk. how long ago did we start?” “dude, i can’t even remember…” “dude, look at the clock!” “dude… we started like 10 minutes ago!” “duuude! how’d that […]
- Expensimental
doing something insanely expensive for purely sentimental reasons. this tendency is found in almost all women and most drunk men after 4am. my spousal unit just spent $25 to ship $15 worth of popcorn to a sick cousin. i wish she would stop being so expensimental with my money.
- Fence Face
when your standing infront of a fence and a moving car shines its lights accross it….giving you the design of a fence, on your face your sitting on a hill looking at your friend and sudenly there face becomes fence-ish you simply say “hey! you have fence face!”