mombear
a mom that has six children that drives around in an old chevy van that lost both running boards and the grill to a herd of deer.
a mom that has other moms, dads, and children running in fear. no one messes with the mombear.
suzy: “your kid is so stupid.”
mombear: “you’re about to get your b-tt handed to you. don’t be talking about my kid like that!”
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