momitis


momitis (mom-itis) is a very common disease for mothers. it entails moms thinking that their children are the best in the world. it often involves over-complimenting. it can involve comparing the work of a child to a superstar. this can include comparing a child’s music to a grammy winning artist or writing to a pulitzer prize author.
mom: steven, that song you wrote is as good as hey jude.

steven: um, no it isn’t…you have a case of momitis.

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