Mona Lisa
a girl of unsurp-ssed beauty and charm who, like the work of art of her namesake, has a stamp of “do not touch.”
she’s positively gorgeous, but doesn’t date: a regular mona lisa.
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a pretty girl who does’nt like to smile. usually caused by a traumatic upbringing and/or bad relationships where she was taken for granted. because of what she’s been through, she does’nt realize how truly attractive she is or does’nt consider herself attractive anymore. a prime example of damaged goods.
guy 1: why does’nt the cutie that works at starbucks smile more often? a pretty girl like that should be smiling all the time.
guy 2: she’s a mona lisa, bro.
guy 1: well, there’s definitely a special place in h-ll for her ex boyfriends.
leonardo da vinci’s masterpiece.
steve: “what did that guy do with the mona lisa after he stole it?”
bob: “he jacked off to it”
1. a painting by the famous artist leonardo da vinci; perhaps the most well-known painting in the history of art
2. a girl whose emotions are absolutely unreadable. these girls are the hardest types to understand.
many painters adore the mona lisa, da vinci’s greatest work.
my girlfriend is such a mona lisa. i can’t ever tell whether she wants to shoot me or do me.
a painting in the louvre.
guy 1. i took my girlfriend to the mona lisa yesterday
guy 2. you took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? stroked her with such skill that she moaned?
guy 1. no, you muppet, it’s a painting.
a girl that always has the same facial expressions, so that people can never tell what she is really thinking or feeling.
a: that chick seems pretty nice. i don’t understand her though.
b: no, man, she’s a mona lisa, you’ll never understand her.
verb: “to mona lisa it”
to mona lisa it, or “pull off a mona lisa,” if you will, is to take a dump in such a way, that when you wipe there is no cr-p on the exterior of the -n-s. thus, after the first wipe, the toilet paper remains pristine white, pink, or whatever the original color. congratulations, you’ve painted the perfect picture on the toilet paper: you just mona lisa’d it.
dude, i just took the most solid sh-t. i mona lisa’d it. what a relief to be green and save a little extra tp.
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