Monday Makeup


when a girl wakes up on monday feeling down (because it’s monday) and decides she looks ugly (when she looks fine) so wears slightly too much makeup in an effort to feel better. the excess makeup doesn’t necessarily make her look bad, but it is just more noticeable.
she looks cute.

you think? monday makeup if you ask me.

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