monday morning surprise
the process by which a male obtains a condom and proceeds to urinate and -j-c-l-t- into it. the condom is sealed and inserted into the v-g-n- of a sleeping girlfriend or wife. the surprise is completed when the male attempts to give her an alabama hot pocket causing the condom to explode.
guy #1: yo that b-tch is trippin, b.
guy #2: thats why i gave her a monday morning surprise and got the fk out of there.
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