Monday Night Miracle


from the monday night football game on october 23, 2000. in which the ny jets came back in the forth quarter scoring 30 point to defeat the miami dolphins, with a final score of 40-37. the term is used to describe a complete turn around of events to lead to a completely different out come than what was expected.
the p-n-s was dead after have s-x twice, then i popped a v–gr- and it had a monday night miracle as i laid in to her again.

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