money mike

a money mike is someone who thinks they are good at basketball, but they are absolutely garbage. a money mike usually also has a “weak chin” or no chin at all.
john: “remember that kid we played yesterday during the basketball game?”
tanner: “ya, he was trash.”
jake: “that kid was such a money mike.”

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