Moneyboi
a moneyboi is a man who has a lot of money that they could have never earned themselves and are extremely lucky to have. usually moneybois suffer from depression as a natural consequence of their diminished human capital caused by not caring at all about being active and living like a normal human concerned with productivity and real world concerns. a common trait of moneyboiness is insisting that you have no money, while in the next breath claiming you will open up a business soon.
guy 1: did you hear that johnny wants to major in computer science?
guy 2: yes i did. he won’t last.
guy 1: he dropped out already. how did you know?
guy 2: trust me. i know. moneyboi piece of sh-t.
guy 1: hi i’d like to apply for this job as a telephone repairman.
guy 2: after looking at your facebook page, i am afraid i can’t hire you.
guy 1: why not?
guy 2: i found out you’re a moneyboi. moneybois have no work ethic and an apathetically sluggish approach to life.
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