Mongatard
a sh-tty name i came up with a few years ago for xbox live, and that i use as a nickname for a bunch of junk. a mongatard is most definitely a mongaloid and a r-t-rd mashed up together. who the h-ll put this in urban dictionary, it’s my word d-mn it!
what the h-ll is a mongatard!?
a mixture of a mong and a r-t-rd
basicaly a complete idiot who is so stupid it hurts to think about it.
such activites carried out by a mongatard include:
-gouging ones own chin with a plastic fork durring an attempt to cause gbh to someone else…
-breaking everything that comes in contact with them, they’re not allowed near nice or expensive things
-asking the cost of something in a 99p store…
-spitting gum out of their mouth whilst trying to blow a bubble with it…
“hannah you skin boat!!! you such a freaking mongatard!!!”
adj. a combination of monga and r-t-rd combined. essentially a person of a lower life form who is so inept at things in general that they have an iq lower than a meadow m-ffin.
einstein is so incapable of doing anything correctly, that i now give him the t-tle of mongatard!!
that person is so stupid, he should be called a mongatard!!
mike likes it when i call einstein a mongatard!
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