Mongolian Banana Bread Sex Position
the non-s-xual act of eating mongolian banana bread while eating with mongolian chopsticks. note that you must be mongolian to do this s-xual position. if not, you must be of iranian decent living in america while having s-x and eating non-mongolian banana bread with non-mongolian chopsticks and do something s-xually related. ex: masturbation, blumpkin, handjob, bl-wj-b, dirty smurf, double penetration, etc.
this is the only s-xual position that does not require s-x at all. with the exception of being persian while living in america, but the persians must be doing something s-xually.
also take note that only mongolians from mongolia or persians that live in the united states are able to do this.
me: haha, marshall just texted me saying that he’s doing the mongolian banana bread s-x position.
some other dude: but he’s not mongolian. he’s a persian living in america….
me: exactly….
some other dude: ohhhh…
me and some other dude: yaaaaaaaaaaay! (inside joke)
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