a creepy kid who stalks you and leaves mongolian beef under ur pillow on christmas eve
ben: ” hey, dan is so weird…”
jack: ” yeah, he’s probably a mongolian christmas elf!
- bus seat
when you sit down in a chair that has been farted in and you get a waft of what’s inside. ohhh man i just got a waft of that bus seat.
navtaj is a huge f*ggot and can be seen out in public eating his own sh*t. guy #1 : yo, do you want to head over to the bar? guy #2 : f*ck no. haven’t you heard? a navtaj lurks that area. guy #1 : oh sh*t. my bad. guy #2 : but we can […]
she has a crush on someone but she goes with somone to make others jelous but she keeps heartbreaking others just because she has been broken by a few people she loves him buh keeps breaking him heartbreak is not a good thing it messes up others so that’s kamaljit
- thats where your wrong kiddo
when someone says something that’s wrong in your opinion so you shape your hands into pistols and click your fingers with comment of “that’s where your wrong kiddo” theo: you can’t watch ten episodes in one night *shapes fingers into pistols* freya: that’s where your wrong kiddo