mongolian firebird


a s-x position in which a woman does a hand stand and splits at the same time and the man gets a running start and jumps on top of her thrusting inside and balancing himself out on top of her.
friend: what your favorite s-x position?
you: mongolian firebird of course!
friend: there’s no way you could actually pull that off!

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