Mongy


mongy

a mongy or m o n g y is the unfortunate maternal parent of a (nominally) male child that is born a h-m-s-xual, but has the complication of also having an unnatural l-st for their own mother.

these unfortunate mothers, or m o n g y s (mother of non-gendered young)have a terrible time fighting off their confused son’s advances soon after birth as although they have very small d-cks (likened to an old fashioned door bell) it is placed just over their -n-s which means that nappy changing is h-ll.

for the rest of their life, the non gendered young, with its a rapacous s-xual appet-te cannot ever ‘go’ without coming. a side efrfrect of this condition is that they are incredibly ugly and are often driven to f-ck themselves up their own -rs-. an endeavour doomed to failure given the minute proportions of their genitalia.

the more intelligent non-gendered young will overcome this terrible affliction with psychiatric help and medication.
unfortunately for the less intellectually able,(the f-ckwits,) this birth defect leads them to become very bitter and twisted individuals so full of hate they spend all day imprisoned in a chat room sniping at anybody better looking, more pleasant, or more successful in life than they are (everybody else).

the non-gendered young, also called son of mongy will often go into complete denial, and much as it denies its h-m-s-xuality, it protests too loudly about its origins:

ewatt tvil: i would rather chat to a good looking chatter than an ugly mongy looking one
ewatt tvil: have you always looked like a mongy elkie?

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