Monica Fay
author of it isn’t sl-tty if you’re wearing pearls blog.
a blend between chelsea handler and tucker max
creator of concepts and sayings such as:
glitterf-ck
fantasy f-cking fairytale dream
starfishing or starfishing the bed
puts boogers in her ex’s mouth while he’s asleep
i starfished the sh-t out of my bed as i was reading it isn’t sl-tty if you’re wearing pearls.” monica fay is giltterf-cking hilarious
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