Monitor Stalking
monitor stalking – someone who glances between two monitors but stares at each monitor in utter confusion while making it appear as though they are attempting to work.
accountant 1 – i sure wish i had my bank statements.
accountant 2 – for sure, it’s too bad your accounting -ssistant suffers from monitor stalking.
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