monkey bubble
a small b-mp, generally on the top of the forearm caused by the muscle swelling from being hit. can be given by a friend, or happen when you slam your arm into a door kn-b at full blast. usually hurt, and only last for a few seconds.
i gave jack a monkey bubble by punching him on the top of his forearm.
when a cuss word just would not be appropriate, a good conversation stopper, “monkey bubbles!”, will cause your friends to pause.
harmless replacement word for crude, harsh words like f-ck, bullsh-t, -sshole, etc.
someone is telling just an unbelievable pack of lies. you recognize it as total bullsh-t, but you take the higher road, “monkey bubbles!”.
john is at the annual family picnic. in front of granny, sweet aunt martha at the youngest cousins ages 3-7, something incredibly heavy hits his toes. “monkey bubbles!” it gives him something to scream out, yet still does not offend anyone in the party.
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