monkey butt
on a hot summer day when you dont wipe your -ss good after a sh-t and your -sshole gets chaffed and then sweat mixes in f-cking up your whole day
when your -ss gets so chaffed that it gets red, like a monkeys b-tt
a chafe recieved between the upper thighs and -sscrack brought about by sweaty activities such as walking back and forth or working out of doors. produces a baboon-like rash on the b-ttocks.
“man, i got a serious case of monkeyb-tt bartending tonight!” or “landscaping gave the rudest monkeyb-tt yesterday!”
term used in the motorcycle world to define what your b-tt looks like after a long ride either on-road or off-road.
“man, i am suffering from some serious monkey b-tt after riding that trail all-day long”
when you sweat prefusely in the b-tt area or you take a painful sh-t(cr-p) and it begins to hurt when you walk.
i sweat so much at practice my -ss hurts and now i have “monkey b-tt”
term of endearment: can be used to describe a significant other or a loved one in a silly way.
i love you monkey b-tt!!
after riding a motorcycle all day and your -ss hurts so bad you walk like a monkey
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