monkey claw
a fart that feels like your colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys.
“the monkey claw is smelly”
a fart that feels like your -n-s and sphincter are being torn apart by a thousand monkeys!
aaaagh! i’ve been farting all day and my -rs- is sore from the monkey claw i did after that curry!
the kind of fart that burns your b-tthole. it feels like a monkey with really sharp claws is trying to claw it’s way out of your -n-s. usually the result of consuming spicy mexican food. “don’t lie and say you’ve never had a fart like this… everyone has!”
i thought i was going to have to take a huge dump because of all that mexican food i ate. instead i just farted about ten monkey claws.
a loud and particularly wet fart, one that presumably rips your -n-s apart. from the infamous “not without my -n-s” episode of south park.
oh terrance, would you like a monkeyclaw?
i sure would!
pffffftttthhht
bah hahahah
monkey clawing is when you speedily pull your pants down, sh-t in your hand, and proceed to chuck your feces at someone. just like some monkeys do at the zoo, they poo in their hands and then throw it at humans p-ssing by.
normally done to someone in which you have a strong hatred for. this usually takes place outside, as you wouldn’t want to get sh-t all over the inside of a building.
john: dude jill keyed my car, i’m going to monkey claw her”
joe: h-ll yeah dude! let me get the camcorder!”
mike: awesome! john’s going to bust a monkey claw!
getting one or two fingers stuck diretly into ones armpit. usually followed by laughter and/or peeing of the pants.
instead of going to target, mike and julie just sat around and gave each other monkey claws all afternoon.
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